Love Song Medley

Love Song Medley from Moulin Rouge
Episode One : Attack of the Diamond Dogs
A filk, by Dalan Trakand.

Sung by:
Ewan "Obi Wan Kanoli" McGregor
Nicole "Force Sensative" Kidman

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Spoken:
The Force is a a many splendid thing. Wha-?
The Force lifts us up where we belong.
All we need is the Force.
Please, don't start that again.

(sung)All we need is the Force.
(spoken)A girl has got to eat.
(sung)All we need is the Force.
(spoken)She'll end up on the street!
(sung)All you need is the Force!
(sung)The Force is just a game.

I was made for teaching you, baby.
You were made to learn from me.

The only way of teaching me, baby,
Is to pay a lovely fee...

Just one night! Give me just one night!

There's no way, cause you can't pay!

In the name of the Force,
One night in the name of the Force!

You crazy fool,
I won't give into you.

Don't...(motions the Jedi Mind Trick) leave me this way.
We can't survive without the sweet Force.
Oh, baby. (motions again) Don't leave me this way.

(quirks brow at hand motion) Some people want to fill my mind with Jedi Mind Tricks.
(Jedi realizes his been caught!) Well, I look around... and I see (motion again) that isn't so.
(stifles a laugh) Some people just won't give up trying Jedi Mind Tricks.

(grins sheepishly) Well, what's wrong with that? I'd like to know.
Cause here we go again!! (motions repeatedly)
The Force will lift us up where we belong.
On a mountain high, where the Eagles fly.

The Force makes you act like you're a fool.
Throw your life away, for some hapless babe...

(interrupts) We could be Heroes!!
Just for one day.

You, you will turn Darth.
No! I won't.
... and I.... I'll have to fight you.

You should be my Pedawon!
I can't do that.

You should be my Pedawon,
And that's a fact.

Even though there's nothing
To keep us together.

I could teach you
How to build a light saber.

BOTH:
And we could be heroes
Forever and ever!

Once I teach you
How to build to a light saber.

Just because I-ee-I
Will always train yoooo-oooo-oou
I will always train you!

We're gonna be bad for the Republic...
...I can tell.

>.<' No more cookies before bedtime.